Mystic Meg predicts the Premier League
Many football fans across the country are in pubs and offices, debating how this coming season will fare. Can Manchester United wrestle the title away from Chelsea and become league champions for an unprecedented 19th time? Will Blackpool defy the odds and stave off the threat of relegation? Who will be the surprise package of the season?
To help you hapless chumps out, I’ve looked into my crystal ball. *Queue spooky music and smoke*
League champions- Chelsea
Runners-up- Manchester United
Third & fourth- Arsenal, Liverpool
Bottom three- Wolves, WBA, Blackpool
FA Cup winners- Chelsea
League Cup winners-West Ham
Golden boot-Didier Drogba
Player of the year-Fernando Torres
Young player of the year- Phil Jones
Surprise package- Newcastle United
I’m in a good mood so here is my stab at the final league table standings as well.
|14||West Ham United|
|19||West Bromwich Albion|
Start placing your bets now folks. I have just given you the football version of the national Lottery numbers. I guess time will tell if I’m more Septic Peg than Mystic Meg.